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Tony & Red
The cult detective series that never existed but somehow everybody remembers.
“One Man. One Dog. Several Poor Decisions.”
Part crime drama.
Part buddy comedy.
Part questionable life choices.
Tony & Red follows veteran detective Tony and his four-legged partner Red as they patrol the streets, investigate strange cases, and somehow create more problems than they solve.
Armed with a Trans Am, a police scanner that mostly picks up static, and instincts that are wrong just often enough to be entertaining, they tackle mysteries no legitimate agency would touch.
The cases are strange.
The suspects are stranger.
And Red is usually the smartest one in the room.
“We solve problems. Usually ours.”
“Crime doesn’t take days off. Neither do we.”
Show Details
- Network
- Channel 47 (probably)
- Original Run
- 1978–1983
- Cases Solved
- Debatable
- Awards
- None officially recognized